The Simpson’s Kwik-E-Mart Opens in Real Life

“Thank you. Come again.” Fans of The Simpsons who reflexively answer the question “Who needs the Kwik-E Mart?” with “I Do,” can now visit the convenience store in real life. While Apu’s friendly face might not be behind the counter making an all-syrup Squishee, the South Carolina store will sell the frozen drink along with Duff Beer and Lard Lad doughnuts.

The Myrtle Beach shop opened last week thanks to a company called simEx-Iwers Entertainment, and isn’t a pop-up, but a permanent location.In addition to selling memorabilia from the show, fans can also buy Buzz Cola and Flaming Moe’s energy drinks.

No word on if they will carry Homer’s improvised breakfast dish consisting of “Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust.”




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